Jan 24

Fret Nice – With Your Guitar Controller

Ever wonder why you can’t use your trusty fake plastic guitar in other games than Rock Band and Guitar Hero?

Well, wonder no longer! The game Fret Nice (from Pieces Interactive) will soon be available on the respective Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 stores. In it, you use your guitar controller to navigate a 2D sidescrolling world.

I was a little confused how this all works, but it’s explained in a recent GameSpot preview:

How does it work, exactly? It starts out simply enough. You hit the green fret to move left, you hit the yellow fret to move right, and you tilt the guitar to jump. Those three inputs form the core of your movement. Easy, right? Attacking enemies gets a bit more complicated. The rotund bad guys coming after you–think of them as goombahs covered in fur–all have a random number of facial features. One might have a single eye, another might have three eyes with a mouth, and so on. Your job is to leap into the air and zap the enemies by playing the number of notes that match the number of facial features. So, for example, jumping into the air and playing a single blue note will kill that one-eyed enemy, while playing three blue notes and an orange note will kill the three-eyed, one-mouthed beast. You can improvise whatever color notes you play; all that matters is matching up the numbers.

Sounds like an interesting merger of a traditional button-based 2D scroller controls and dynamic “play some songs” interactivity.

Fret Nice is slated to arrive sometime next month (that’d be February), so keep an eye out for it. Unless all you like to do with your fake guitar controller is play fake songs. Total dullsville, man!

Dec 21

Guitar Hero Knockoffs

Imagine the joy of finding a copy of The Beatles: Rock Band or Guitar Hero 5 under your Christmas tree this year. Now imagine what you’d feel like if, instead, you unwrapped a copy of an ultra-chintzy, bottom dollar Guitar Hero knockoff. Behold.

Guitar Superstar

(picture courtesy of the always-excellent Rock Band Aide)

Featuring, according to the box, 12 “hit” songs:

  • Santana – “Stormy”
  • Motorhead – “Fight”
  • Fall Out Boy – “Dance, Dance”
  • Alice Cooper – “Billion Dollar Babies”
  • System Of A Down – “Forest”
  • The Vines – “Get Free”
  • Aerosmith – “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing”

There must be multiple versions of this thing, because this one features the song Granite Man. Not Iron Man, mind you, but … Granite Man.

Oh, but wait, there’s more!

Shredmaster Jr.

This one has a similar tracklist, but a totally different gameplay UI.

  • Smoke on the Water
  • I Love Rock and Roll
  • Iron Man
  • You Give Love a Bad Name
  • Billion Dollar Babies
  • Hotel California
  • Paradise City
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit
  • Paranoid
  • Master of Puppets

I’m not sure which one is worse. I don’t think there can be a winner when both are so bad. This is gameplay that would have been barely acceptable in the 8-bit NES era, and “songs” that are painful, barely recognizable MIDI deconstructions of the originals.

There’s even a drum superstar, though it’s so profoundly bad I couldn’t find any details on it, or videos of it in action.

Any kids who got these crappy knockoffs for Christmas instead of the real thing, you have my condolences. I’m sorry your parents don’t love you!

Dec 21

Guitar Hero: Van Halen Released

With less of a bang than a whimper, tomorrow is the release date for Guitar Hero: Van Halen.

I’ve had this game since the first days it was available as a Guitar Hero 5 pre-order bonus. Although I am kinda-sorta a Van Halen fan, have to admit that it was a bit of a letdown. In all honesty, I had more fun playing Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. There’s something about the Van Halen catalog that just isn’t … deep. It’s just sort of basic rock music. Outside of the Eddie guitar virtuoso wankery (aka Eruption) and the top 5 Van Halen hits you’re probably thinking of, there is no “there” there.

It’s also a shame that this disc doesn’t import at all into Guitar Hero 5, like World Tour, Smash Hits and Band Hero do. Well, partially, anyway.

Guitar Hero: Van Halen is probably worth getting if you’re a massive fan of the band, though it is nowhere near the intimate fan-centric portrait of a band like Guitar Hero: Metallica, much less The Beatles: Rock Band. If you are a genre enthusiast like myself, I can recommend picking it up once it drops to discounted levels. It’s mostly Van Halen, but there are a handful of other interesting songs on there as well — check out the song list and see if anything appeals to you. I expect it to tumble in price quite rapidly.

Even if you have no interest in the game proper, there is a little bonus for all fake plastic rockers — an official Eddie Van Halen “frankenstrat” faceplate!

The frankenstrat is Eddie’s famous guitar, a combination Gibson / Fender with a very distinctive paintjob.

I’m pretty sure the frankenstrat is probably the single most copied faceplate design in the history of fake plastic rock. So having it as an official faceplate design is a good thing. The faceplate is available as a promo bonus from some sites, or also sold directly for $10.

And here’s my own bonus to you — a video from the Legion of Rock Stars covering Van Halen’s Jump.

They’ve done a ton of these covers, which are available here. Bring your earplugs, and a sense of humor …

Nov 9

The Share Your Love Contest

I am in fact a huge fan of The Beatles: Rock Band. I’ve been enjoying the heck out of the recent Abbey Road DLC, so much so that I’d call the 16-minute B-side medley — playable as one continuous song — the high point of my entire fake plastic rock experience to date. It was seriously that good!

So I jumped at the opportunity to run a (very!) small, sponsored contest courtesy of our pals at GameStop.

Up for grabs are two copies of The Beatles: Rock Band for Playstation 3.

beatles-rock-band-ps3

Here’s how it works:

  1. Leave a comment describing your favorite Beatles song in the game. Just a short paragraph is fine.
  2. Be sure to leave a valid email address in the comment so I can contact you.
  3. I will select my two favorite comments (you have to convince me — at least a little!) and your copy of The Beatles: Rock Band for the Playstation 3 will be shipped directly to you.

That’s it!

And, if you don’t win in the comments, there’s always the Share Your Love contest which runs until the 16th:

Create lyrics for your own love song using at least ten titles from songs by The Beatles. You could win a VIP trip to Las Vegas, complete with airfare, stay at The Mirage, tickets to The Beatles LOVE by Cirque du Soleil along with the chance to perform your winning submission before the show.

Also, if you already own The Beatles: Rock Band, get out there and buy that Abbey Road DLC! Harmonix is taking a “wait and see” approach to future Beatles DLC — meaning, the more Abbey Road sells, the more likely it will be that we’ll get more Beatles tracks.

Do not disappoint me! You guys know what to do, here! :)

Oct 26

Band Hero Track List

In all the excitement over Lego Rock Band, I almost forgot about Band Hero, which is also launching soon.

band-hero-box-art

The full 65 song list was recently unveiled along with the fantastic news that all but four of the songs will be exportable to Guitar Hero 5! (Oddly, you can also go in the reverse direction, importing 69 Guitar Hero 5 songs into Band Hero.) It’s hardly the access to the nearly 1,000 song Rock Band 2 DLC library that Lego Rock Band offers, but it’s a start.

Now that’s the kind of importing we wanted! Oh, and on the incredibly rare chance any Activision excutives happen to be reading this blog, I’m still waiting for fuller Smash Hits and World Tour importing in Guitar Hero 5.

3 Doors Down – When I’m Gone
The Airborne Toxic Event – Gasoline
The All-American Rejects – Dirty Little Secret
Alphabeat – Fascination
Aly & AJ – Like Whoa
Angels & Airwaves – The Adventure
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals – Steal My Kisses
Big Country – In A Big Country
The Bravery – Believe
Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting
Cheap Trick – I Want You To Want Me (Live)
Cold War Kids – Hang Me Up To Dry
Corinne Bailey Rae – Put Your Records On
Counting Crows – Angels Of The Silences
Culture Club – Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Dashboard Confessional – Hands Down
David Bowie – Let’s Dance
Devo – Whip It
Don McLean – American Pie
Duffy – Warwick Avenue
Duran Duran – Rio
Evanescence – Bring Me To Life
Everclear – Santa Monica
Fall Out Boy – Sugar, We’re Going Down
Filter – Take A Picture
Finger Eleven – Paralyzer
The Go-Go’s – Our Lips Are Sealed
Hilary Duff – So Yesterday
Hinder – Lips of An Angel
Jackson 5 – ABC
Janet Jackson – Black Cat
Jesse McCartney – Beautiful Soul
Joan Jett – Bad Reputation
Joss Stone – You Had Me
Katrina And The Waves – Walking On Sunshine
The Kooks – Naive
KT Tunstall – Black Horse & The Cherry Tree
The Last Goodnight – Pictures Of You
Lily Allen – Take What You Take
Maroon 5 – She Will Be Loved
Marvin Gaye – I Heard It Through The Grapevine
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Impression That I Get
N.E.R.D. – Rockstar
Nelly Furtado – Turn Off The Light
No Doubt – Don’t Speak
No Doubt – Just A Girl
OK Go – A Million Ways
Papa Roach – Lifeline
Parachute – Back Again
Pat Benetar – Love is A Battlefield
Poison – Every Rose Has It Thorns
Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue – Kids
The Rolling Stones – Honky Tonk Woman
Roy Orbison – Oh, Pretty Woman
Santigold – L.E.S. Aristes
Snow Patrol – Take Back The City
Spice Girls – Wannabe
Styx – Mr. Roboto
Taylor Swift – Picture To Burn
Taylor Swift – Love Story
Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me
Tonic – If You Could Only See
The Turtles – Happy Together
Village People – YMCA
Yellowcard – Ocean Avenue

Click through to see YouTube videos of any song, if you’re not familiar with it.

While I’m much more partial to the Lego Rock band setlist, I can’t deny that Band Hero has a whopping 20 more tracks, and there are some definite gems in there. It also uses the Guitar Hero 5 engine, which is a massive improvement over the Guitar Hero 4 (World Tour) engine, even the tweaked versions of it that appeared in Smash Hits and Metallica. Playing Guitar Hero 5 does not make me want to cut myself with my plastic instruments in quite the way that Guitar Hero World Tour did, so that’s … a plus.

Band Hero is scheduled for release November 3rd, which just so happens to be the date Amazon is telling me I’ll get Lego Rock Band as well. Coincidence? :)

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